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Thursday, September 13, 2012

People of the Bridge: My arch nemesis

Dear Overachiever,
We meet again.  I went earlier today in order to feel less awful about not planking or lunging or squatting or doing pushups.  I mean- thank god there is a fence on the bridge.  Seeing the planking made me want to base jump right off of that situation.  So when my alarm went off and it was still dark out- I only hit snooze twice.  I dragged myself out of bed, made sure my clothes were not inside out and sleep drove to the bridge.  I then dragged my sack-o-potato self up the bridge (early moring is the time to go my friends- its like a ghost town).  I mean, I was so tired today that I made myself listen to my girl Celine and Mariah just to have some inspiration to get up that damned hill.  After a few duets I go in the groove.  I made the turn and was headed back to the Mt. Perfect side when my Celine Dion Joy was taken.  It's like getting throat punched or getting the wind knocked out of you.  Joy, stolen.  It didn't even have a chance to defend itself.  There you were.  Dressed all cute and hip.  Doing some type of backwards, aerodynamic, trendy work out. 

You just wait.  Next time I will be ready.  I will be doing some crossfit or zumba on top of that bridge.  I'll be wearing some super sweet sweat bands and maybe, just maybe, I will my outfit will look cute.

Until next time,
Watch your back,

Inside out girl with good 90's music.

Disclaimer:  First off- If you know this woman, don't show her this.  She will beat me up or think I'm a freak.  She is proabably very nice and not aggressive...  I don't really wanna challenge her to a duel.  I just think it's funny.  Laugh a little....

6 comments:

  1. Dear friend,
    I have a horrible confession... I have NEVER walked the bridge. I've been wanting to forever (well, since it opened) and just haven't taken time to do it! Even asked Ebay to give me that for Christmas and asked again for Mother's Day, but no simple gift (and cheap) gift of "walk the bridge with dear old mom". Please take me with you!

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    1. Hahaha. That's terrible. Your chillin need to take you on the bridge! Bums.

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  2. You crack me up. Thanks for your sweet self and your sweet humor. Missed you, friend....Elizabeth @wynnegraceappears

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  3. I would love to bridge walk with you! Maybe we could get some matching 80's appearal and rock it out with a boom box on my shoulder.

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