It's Sunday morning and I'm at the office before church (ew). I pit stopped at Starbucks. Where I had a case of no filter on accident this morning. There I am just minding my own biz. Proud of myself for going to the office at 8 am. All I want is my little iced coffee to give me some encouragement. I'm standing behid a giant man with a shaved head. I mean he kind of looked like Stone Cold Steve Austin (wrestler). He is holding up the line. He just can't decide. People are getting anxious. He finally comes to a decision. He orders a strawberries and cream frap. DISGUSTING. Well, I accidentally said the word disgusting. Loudly. Directly behind him. Bad decision. Oh junk. He whipped around and I had yet another awkward eye contact. This time I had no out or sorry excuse to offer up. There he stood, staring into my soul..... All I could think to say was oops. Starbucks was pretty much full of awkward silence until he got his drink and left. Smooth. Score another cool point for this girl. Hahaha.