You've heard me talk about it before. I get to lead the most stellar small group out there. Fight Club. Last night was our first meeting since before the holidays. So naturally, we re-convened at Senor Tequilas. Our homeland. It's bad. Ponchito (our main waiter) knows us too well. He also pops a paper bag to scare us every single Wednesday night. Terrifies me every dang time. Every single time we meet, I most likely die laughing at something. Or someone. (That's prolly not good) Well I laughed a lot last night. Here are some of last night's high lights. I can't remember half of the things that were said, but here goes (they shall remain anonymous for reputation protection)
*French fries were ordered at Senor Tequilas
*Someone got peed by a dog on their vacay...
*I have never ever ever seen anyone so excited to go on a Key Club trip. This could be my favorite part of the night. Only because this person was so giddy. Never seen her in that state before. Love it.
*"You don't care? So you are just going to sit in it?"
*"My low of the break? Well, Sarah Sass forgot my birthday. When she saw me. On my birthday."
*"I gave her a dirty look."
*"Maybe it wasn't that mean to her face, but I was definitely mean behind her back." (This is my other favorite comment)
*"First pistol whip victim. Done."
*"I mean, if y'all want to take them down, I'm in. But I can only be the getaway driver because I will go to jail. I'm too old."
*"I can't get rid of him. He just won't leave me alone. For real."
*She's the nice one and apparently I'm the bratty one."
*"My mom says we are like Mutt and Jeff" (Another fav)
I'm probably supposed to proactively nip most of these comments in the bud pretty fast, but I'll be honest. Didn't happen. They are too hilarious. And I love our group. #gettinreal.