The running skirt. I don't get it. A lot of my friends sport these, so sorry to hurt any feelings. Why a skirt? Why can't you run in shorts? Seriously. Soon everyone will be wearing a dainty skirt while running. I fear the skirt. I like wearing my old soccer shorts. Yeah, they aren't as cute, but whatevs. Why is prissiness always trying to get all up in my grill? You will know hell has frozen over when you see me dragging myself up the bridge in a running skirt and those awful feet glove/barefoot running things.
Get down on it.