Betty Who? and the mysterious man crush

Betty Bridesmaid has been gone for a while, but I am happy to report that she is back on the scene.  Forgive the absence, she needed a vacay like nobody's business.  Betty was begining to lose it.  Tonight she has her first real Maid of Honor duties.  Tonight is Logans' engagement party!  What what.  So she will be there in all her glory.  She got some new additions to the wardrobe so watch out.  A friend sent me a picture of Betty in high gear at her wedding in May:

  Betty likes to have a good time and its real bad if there is a tambourine on the premises....  Sorry Camille....  It's been a while since Betty last appeared on here, so let me fill you in.  Logan and I went dress shopping at Bella B and I didn't die.  Strange huh?  I have to say that I have come to love the bridesmaid dress girl at Bella.  She is kind of a bad *ss slash angel.  She knows me well by now.  She knows that being a maid totally undoes me and she always is extra nice.  She knows that being in that tiny room full of designer dresses wigs me out.  They taunt me.  She may even baby me, but I'm not complaining.  I'm always the last to turn my things in and get my measurements....my bad.  I'd go as far as to say that we are friends.  We happen to see a lot of each other.  Here are a few pics from our trip:

Don't I look happy?  Elated?  I'm a very good actress...  Just joking.  It was actually fun.   Plus Logan had to do all of the work.  Which is always good.  I even got to try on some cool fascinators.  I secretly loved them.  Who would have thought?  May have to sport one at the wedding.  Actually, I think I want some.  Watch out Mt. Perfect, fascinators are about to be on the scene.  We shall see...  It only took like 30 min to pick out the dresses, however I should have known it was too good to be true.  As I meandered back to my car, there was a nice parking ticket.  No good deed goes unpunished my friends.... So that's all I've got for Betty at the moment.

On to the mysterious man crush.  I haven't written on this subject in eons, but I figured I need to because I just so happen to be sitting in Starbucks next to the former mysterious man crush from Metto.  Now that I am here, up close, not freaking out- the spark is gone...HAHAH.  Plus him being married is kind of a turn off...  But seriously, happy to report that I have moved on.  He must be jobless or something because he is always in here.  Or he is independently wealthy.  Which would be cool.  I can see myself being totally great at being independently wealthy.  I can't figure out what he does.  I guess its none of my business.  I also have this fear that he knows about the mysterious man crush because now he gives me super awkward looks.  Really super awkward.  Maybe he thinks that I have followed him here.  Sorry dude, not the case.  I followed the ice coffee here.  Oh crap, we just made awkward eye contact.  I would try to sneak a picture, but my position has been compromised.  Oh well.

Word to your mom,

SRS