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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Jorts Joggers

Why? I know I am clearly not a fashionista, but jeans made into shorts are not right. On the way home I usually get stopped in traffic on the bridge. While stopped I usually take time to unwind and do some people watching. Today I almost got out of the car to have a little heart to heart with several passerbys. I was concerned for their general well-being. I saw an older man running in jorts. It looked painful. He is probably going to pay the consequences of denim and skin contact later. Then I saw a woman running in straight jeans with a tube top on. What the heck? Not a big deal, just concerned about the general public and their athletic attire.
I'm out,
Your civil servant,
BB

3 comments:

  1. There is nothing like a pair a of good ole cutoffs... but I CANNOT imagine running in them. OUCH!!

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  2. Cut off Jeans are inappropriate!! Another note - Men in jean shorts are very inappropriate. Why not just wear khakis? They look so much better than jean shorts. Im just sayin'.

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  3. you should be allowed to make citizens arrests on jort wearers, FOR REAL!!!!!!

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