I have this friend. Who shall remain nameless. I would love to divulge her name, but she would throat punch me and leave me for dead in a skinny minute. She is quite possibly the funniest person that I know (Don't be getting a big head now-you know who you are). If I had to pick two words to describe her I would opt for Lorlai Gilmore (just a younger version). Hands down. So the past 48 hrs of her life have provided some of us with some really good entertainment. Now I will pass it along to you. I did ask for permission, so I am not a total jerk. Her experiences happened to flow in good form so I will just give it to you straight. With my own thoughts added here and there...
Sunday:
Impromptu coffee date with mystery boy. It seemed promising. We all had our hopes up. Who doesn't love an unexpected date? It wasn't a good situation. He arrived a head of the scheduled meeting time and purchased his own coffee so she was left to spring for her own cup of joe. (really?? who does that?). He also picked a table outside (I mean Sunday wasn't exactly cool weather. Hello sweatyness) He also conveniently took the seat in the shade. Now add a little sunburn to the sweat. All in all the coffee date=not awesome.
Sunday Night:
Called into work. Car breaks down. Left it at Denny's. Didn't even know that place existed in 2011. I'm sure she was really excited about starting her week off at Denny's)
Monday:
Bathroom situation. Iphone falls into the toilet. The toilet is not empty. It wasn't pretty. I won't go into detail, but just imagine worst of the worst type situation if you smell what I'm stepping in people...hint hint. The Iphone had to be fished out.....told you it wasn't pretty. She's a good woman, I just don't know if I could have done it.
Monday Night:
After a small Gilmore Girls marathon we try to get on her blog. It says suspended. We mull over it forever bc we can't figure out why its not working. Then she remembers that there may have been some really cute "baby in the bath tub" pics from a while back. Let me add that she is not a freak or anything. These kids were really cute. I would have done the same. Maybe. Needless to say, maybe the blog has been suspended for naked baby pics. Which then led to us bystanders totally giving her you know what. Sex offender jokes out of the wazoo thrown her way. It was mean, but never have I laughed so hard. Bad things happen to good people.....
So that's all I've got for now. I have laughed a lot. Not in a mean way. In a totally innocent way:)
Don't stick your hand in the toilet,
SRS
First of all, the mystery boy is a jerk with no social skills whatsoever and your friend should have walked out when he did not buy her coffee. What a loser. Better off alone than with that guy.
ReplyDelete2nd, at least you can get a meal at Denny's, way worse places to break down.
Does the phone still work? If so, worth the dive.
Mom