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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Man Pants

Sorry if this offends anyone, but I have to get this off my chest-

To all men/grown boys/well any age boy who picks out their own clothes: Why do men need to wear designer jeans.  I don't understand it. In fact it makes me laugh and it may freak me out.  You may be wondering why this bothers me.  It does.  Today, dad and I were eating lunch and a guy came in. A rather good looking man came in.  He was so cute.  Until I looked down and saw his jeans.  They were the blatant kind.  With like the different colored seams and what not.  Who knows.  They were probably bedazzled around the pockets or something.  I don't know why, but this freaks me out for some reason.  So if you absolutely have to wear designer threads, can you please get some discreet ones.  Great. Thank you.


  1. Amen Sass. A man who cares more about what he's wearing than I do is freaky. Really freaky. I love you.

  2. Levi's 501s are the only jeans that need to be in a man's closet. Carhartts are also acceptable. And Wrangler's, but only if he's a real live cowboy.