From the mouth of a dear and hilarious friend
"I told you about the time in Guatemala that I found her in the morning passed out with a cigarette in her hand, a red hot candy on her face, and her boob hanging out of her lace night gown (all completely appropriate for a mission trip in a third world country with teenage girls). It was terrible. I can't erase it from my memory. I remember standing over her just trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together.."