Humps (I know you decided to read this bc of it's title...) Speed humps. I started thinking about these the other day. My car only like them when you go at least 30 mph. I am dead serious. You can ask Megan. She always panics when I mash the gas down to hit the bumps. If I go slow it hurts more, so I just got fast. Anyways. I saw something very disturbing last week on my way home from work. So I have been going out of town a lot this month and have been working as hard as I can on the days I am there. That being said, I haven't gotten to do a lot of my signature Betty Bridesmaid exercise routine..yet. So I am going over the big hump on the bridge and what do I see? So crazy freak exercise tyrant doing lunges stright up the bridge. All of a sudden a sickening/panicked feeling came over me. She was a stage 10 over-achiever and it made me feel bad. I should have waited for her at Whole Foods (I bet she was going to head there for a snack) and given her a piece of my mind. You can't be doing stuff like that at random in public. Other people have feelings man.....HAHA. I'm just kidding. And by kidding I mean 67% serious.
Ok. I'm out,