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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Betty is back

Well kind of.  The wedding is 2 days away.  And guess what?  I can't sleep.  I must have anxiety because I dusted my room tonight.  Whenever the furniture polish comes out-it is a clear sign.  And now I can't sleep.  This is the lil bride's first night away from the Girl Palace.  I don't like it. She is no longer in the next room to listen to my sarcastic comments.  And I have no one yelling inappropriate things at me. It's just not the same when Wim does it. (Sorry Wim)  Who will be downstairs watching Regis and Kelly when I am eating breakfast?  Who will watch online wedding videos in the late night hours with me?  There will no longer be chocolate milk in the fridge.  Sad times. So now that my room is clean and white glove tested I thought that I would fall into a nice, peaceful slumber. Not happening.  So what am I doing right now?  I can't believe I am about to admit this, but I am currently listening to 98 Degrees Christmas on Pandora.  Yeah. That's right.  Always a sure pick me up...Not going to lie-I like it.  I may even put on NSYNC.  What is happening?  Wedding things are racing through my head.  I still need to get the nails did.  And the hair.  Oops I did not scuff up the bottom of my shoes (sorry Mandy).  Wait.  Maybe I should actually try on the shoes. I have no bling to accessorize with.  I should probably actually try the dress on since I refused to at the alteration place.  Too many people around...Do I even have makeup?  Plus I have to go find a cool/pretty clip for my hair.  Which means I have to go to Claires or Ulta which = horrible sick feelings. Uggghhh.  Oh the trials of bridesmaidenship.  You know, being a bridesmaid is a big responsibility.  You have to support the bride. And the groom.  You must look good.  You must not trip down the aisle.  Or have any wardrobe malfunctions.  And you can't lock you knees up and pass out. But you must keep a sweet lil smile on at all times.  Lots of pressure people.  It takes a certain kinda person to persevere and come out on the other end.  I'm just sayin.  It's time for Betty to up her game.  Betty Bridesmaid round #2 is upon us!

Dreaming of a swift and smooth trip down the aisle,
Betty Bridesmaid

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